What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

No, not a chance

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?