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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:57

Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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